1. How Come The Wrong People Are Always In Charge?
2. You're Living In A World Of Make-Believe With Flowers & Bells & Leprec
3. It's A Good Thing I Don't Have Super Brain Powers Or You'd Be In A Tho
4. They're Portable, They're Annoying & They Cost Three Dollars A Case
5. I'm Trying To Contain An Outbreak Here & You're Drirving The Monkey To
6. It's Almost Impossible To Concentrate In This Cafe With All These Legg
7. God Has A Plan For Me And It Involves Puppets
8. I Wish I Had Me Some Of Them Miracle Smart Pills
9. I Got My Picture Taken, I Got Forty Dollars & I Get To Keep The Underw
10. There's Some Milk In The Fridge That's About To Go Bad And There It Go
11. Every Word Out Of Your Mouth Is Like A Turd Falling In My Drink
12. He Looks Interesting And By Interesting I Mean Weird